THE ORACLE - Sustainable T-Shirt

THE ORACLE - Sustainable T-Shirt

Regular price $33.00

The Oracle -
Wearing this body cloth is to invite the spirit of clairvoyance, telepathy, and empathy. Until the cloth is removed, all who look upon its image will be drawn into a sudden multi dimensional visual vortex of retrospective understanding. Suspicion, reservation, and inhibition will be become unnecessary as clarity is achieved by the exposure of the individual motive. The unconscious or programmed reactivity of individuals will no longer be hidden behind a barrier of separation derivative of a one-sided, private stream of thought, but rather will bloom into an immediate collaboration of mutual support. By decree of the Niblet privacy clause, only thoughts concerning the abuse or disingenuousness relative to the other will be revealed – while nice and naughty body wiggles remain as ever concealed.

It may look like any regular tee, but it's actually far from ordinary. This shirt is made from organic cotton and recycled poly rPET blend that makes the fabric more durable and heavyweight. It saves at least 4 plastic bottles from ending up in a landfill, or worse. So, if you’re searching for a unique and sustainable way to express yourself, look no further than this!

• 60% organic cotton, 40% recycled poly rPET
• 5.6 oz/yd² (190 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Crew neck
• Side seams
• Unisex fit

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Shirt length (inches) 28 29 31 32 33
Shirt width (chest) (inches) 18 ½ 20 22 24 26