The Floating Man With The Very Red Suitcase - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

The Floating Man With The Very Red Suitcase - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $33.00

He stood in a magnificent part of the town center, near the gardens, the menagerie and a very good public library. The cream of the crop came out to see, the royal, and the noble alike - the town sage and and all of his disciples. They all came to see this curious man who boasted of a floating trick: the man with very red suitcase they called him. No one believed it of course, yet no one could disprove it, nor quite quit the chatter of their neighbors, or the whispering voices of their own curious minds re-telling them how foolish it would be to miss the miracle of the FLOATING MAN WITH THE VERY RED SUITCASE. That is what they called him, and plastered posters of the like all over town. And there he was then - floating - an inch above his suitcase. Floating yes. Not very spectacularly. Rather like an wet bumble bee - struggling to fly away. Not a gift of god as he would like us to believe. Not impressive in my humble opinion. Not impressive at all. Curious. Sure. But not impressive in the least. Probably just another trick from the city.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Side-seamed The Male model is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm). The female model is wearing a size M. She's 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6" (88 cm), waist circumference 27.16" (69 cm), hip circumference 37.7" (96cm).

Size guide

  S M L XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24